Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Lies...all lies.

We have told ourselves these things...YOU have told yourself these things. I know you have...

If I wasn't running the race with _______(fill in blank) I could have finished it faster.

I know I could have raced faster on a "good" day.

If I would have showed up and actually raced the race, I would have made podium- for sure!

If the race had just been a bit longer I would have caught and passed _______(fill in blank).

If I were ____(age) again, I would have placed in that age group.

If I only were older, I would have placed in that age group.

If I would have gotten a better night's sleep, I would have made podium.

If I didn't have to work, I would be SO much fitter, faster, etc.

If I didn't eat so much, I would be leaner and race faster.

If I actually liked running (swimming, cycling) I would actually DO it and thus race well.

If I lifted more weights I could get rid of this flab and finally see that 6 pack that is hiding underneath it all.

If I would have started triathlon back in 1982 at it's inception, I would be the god or goddess of all things triathlon and even know more about it than I do now- and I am an EXPERT!

Now....get away from your computer and get out and TRAIN dammit.

5 comments:

21stCenturyMom said...

ha ha - it's like you KNOW me with this one

"If I didn't eat so much, I would be leaner and race faster."

The others - not so much. I did just eat a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats, though and I'm supposed to be off carbs. Oh how I love those HBOs though - yum!

Benson said...

Hell yeah.
You hit a few nails on the head with this one.

WADDLER26.2 said...

I've heard alot of those!

ShirleyPerly said...

I would never say any of those things :-P

Triteacher said...

So true, so true. I will never say any of these things again!

Oops. "Lies... all lies..."